Sexual anorexia is a loss of interest or fear of an intimate or romantic sexual relationship. These individuals typically avoid having sexual relations with anyone who they’re involved with romantically including their spouse if they’re married.
PS…my husband is a DOG. He likes BONES.
A sequence works in a way a collection never can. George Murray 
We now pronounce you Mr and Mrs O-BOMBED-A….
No person has the right to rain on your dreams. Marian Wright Edelman 
“It’s funny, isn’t it? How your best friend can just blow up like that?”
-Monty Python
Santa: I’ve been to New York thousands of times. Buddy: Really? Santa: Mm-hmm. Buddy: What’s it like? Santa: Well, there are some things you should know. First off, you see gum on the street, leave it there. It isn’t free candy. Buddy: Oh. Santa: Second, there are, like, thirty Ray’s Pizzas. They all claim to be the original. But the real one’s on 11th. And if you see a sign that says “Peep Show”, that doesn’t mean that they’re letting you look at the new toys before Christmas. 
ELF (the movie)
And what’s more I’ve got no need for anyone to tell me how to do it. I am not interested. You act how you want to and leave me alone to do my own thing. Olivier Martinez 
“Jump, and you will find out how to unfold your wings as you fall”
Ray Bradbury
“A good indignation brings out all one’s powers.” Ralph Waldo Emerson 
Courage without conscience is a wild beast. Robert Green Ingersoll 
HAPPY 82nd BIRTHDAY SCHNEIDER!!!!
See you later, alligator. After a while, crocodile. Bill Haley
In diving to the bottom of pleasure we bring up more gravel than pearls. Honore de Balzac